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- Why is it that people who plays the piano are called pianists, but people who race aren't called racists?
- What color hair do bald people put on their driver's license?
- If a pack of gum says that each piece is 10 calories, is that amount just chewing the gum or also for swallowing it?
- Isn't it weird that all year round your parents tell you not to play with fire, but on Independence Day they hand you
a package of explosives, a lighter, and say have fun?
- What was Captian Hook's name before he had a hook for a hand?
- Do bald people get dandruff?
- Can a person with no ears wear glasses?
- Why is it that when adults have multiple personalities it's schizophrenia, but when a child has imaginary friends it's
cute?
- Do stairs go up or down?
- Are children who act in rated 'R' movies allowed to see them?
- Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, "I think I'll squeeze these dangly things here and drink what comes
out"?
- Isn't Disney World just a people trap operated by a mouse?
- If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?
- Do illiterate people get the full effect of Alphabet soup?
- Why is it illegal to park in a handicapped parking space but it's ok to use a handicapped toilet?
- Have you ever noticed that if you rearranged the letters in mother-in-law, they come out to Woman Hitler? Isn't it funny
how the word 'politics' is made up of the words 'poli' meaning 'many' in Latin, and 'tics' as in 'bloodsucking creatures’?
- Why is it when we talk to God we are praying, but when God talks to us we are put into the loony bin?
- Why do companies offer you "free gifts"? Since when has a gift NOT been free?
- Why did Mary own a little lamb?
- If a missing person sees their picture on a milk carton that offers a reward, would they get the money?
- If you were a genie and a person asked you this wish, "I wish you would not grant me this wish" what would you do?
- Why do they put the names of football teams on baseball caps?
- How come you pay an extra 25 cents to get something put on your hamburger but they don't take off the price if you get
something taken off?
- If scientists were ever going to figure out how to travel through time, wouldn’t we now be seeing people from the
future?
- If you don't pay your exorcist, do you get repossessed?
- Is sign language the same in languages other than English?
- Why do they call the small candy bars the "fun sizes"? Wouldn't it be more fun to eat a big one?
- Why do we teach kids that violence is not the answer and then have them read about wars in school that solved America's
problems?
- If you went back in time and killed your mother would you disappear the moment you killed her?
- How important does a person have to be before they are considered assassinated instead of just murdered?
- Since there is a rule that states "i" before "e" except after "c", wouldn't "science" be spelled wrong?
- Do stuttering people stutter when they're thinking to themselves?
- Are children who use sign language allowed to talk with their mouth full?
- How is it that we put man on the moon before we figured out it would be a good idea to put wheels on luggage?
- Why are there pictures of the sun wearing sunglasses when the purpose of sunglasses is to protect your eyes from the sun?
- When you see the weather report and it says "partly cloudy" and then the next day it says "partly sunny"; what’s
the difference?
- What happens when you say “hi” to your friend on an airplane whose name is Jack?
- If you drink Pepsi at work in the Coke factory, will they fire you?
- What is the parking situation like at the Special Olympics?
- If anything's possible, then is it possible that nothing's possible?
- If the energizer bunny attacks someone, is he charged with battery?
- If your plan is having no plan, do you have a plan?
- Why is it considered necessary to nail down the lid of a coffin?
- If a picture is worth a thousand words, what is a picture of a thousand words worth?
- Why isn't the word 'gullible' in the dictionary?
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